Golf is hard.
You know that if you play it or used to play it and quit. It’s also slow, and it can be expensive. Golf courses are seeing a huge drop in business as more people quit, and young people are not playing it in the numbers that they used to. The PGA is concerned and is trying new ideas meant to encourage more people to play.
It’s bad news for you if you’re a serious golfer.
By serious golfer, I mean you care about your score, you play by the rules, you count all your strokes and probably wear a shirt when you play.
And when you hear that fewer and fewer people are playing golf, you consider it good news because the courses you play are too crowded.
Apparently, the everybody-gets-a-trophy crowd has infiltrated the PGA. Instead of encouraging people to take lessons and practice to make themselves better, it is coming up with ideas to make people think that they’re playing better by doing things such as enlarging the hole to the size of a large pizza.
Or allowing one mulligan on every hole.
It’s kind of like eliminating that annoying net in tennis.
Ted Bishop, the president of the PGA told the New York Times, “We’ve got to offer more forms of golf for people to try. We have to do something to get them into the fold, and then maybe they’ll have this idea that it’s supposed to be fun.”
The 15-inch holes are being installed at about 100 golf courses around the country, and Bishop says he expects that 90 percent of golf courses will be offering 15-inch events within five years.
There’s also a golf ball available that doesn’t hook or slice. Imagine what that will do for every hacker’s self esteem. The idea, obviously, is to make it easier for people to pretend they can play golf.
Dottie Pepper, a former LPGA star, is one of two women on the PGA task force, and she told the Times she hoped the coming changes would soften the game’s image and make it more inclusive of women.
Let’s keep in mind that golf’s been around for about 900 years. It began with a few bored men in Scotland, who started using sticks to knock rocks into rat holes.
The game has been hard for multiple centuries. Maybe we should be asking what it is about humans in the 21st century that the game has suddenly become too hard.
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John Steigerwald writes a Sunday column for the Observer-Reporter