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Wooly worm forecasting

Hay is a bed for a barn cat

Waking to a coyote alarm clock

More than a gas company

We are the mud people

You can be an expert, too

Cycle of food keeps on rolling

Yank, curse, repeat

We're all going to die

Egg laying is really a team sport

Scooby Snack shopping

Do I look fat in this apron?

How to pay nothing for cable

It is a good year for the zucchini

Raising hippies

Camping along the Mohawk Trail

Dress for scarecrow success

Ultimate in tomato protection

Saddlebags are for old people

Who has to go?

A yard is not a lawn

You can't beat four days of sunshine

Another Saturday night in Avella

Ridding the world of rhubarb

Hey, manure entrepreneurs!

Weekend party crashers

Dirt is not dirt cheap

Coveting thy neighbor's fence

Weeds look like flowers

'Life After People Take a Vacation'

A guide to camping au natural

My dirt goes to Penn State

You are what you feed

Years later, still addicted to grass

A natural born killer

Get your designer hay here

Pimp my tractor

Chasing mice with Manilow

Delivering letters, bills and bees

Dangerous man needs full-time supervision

It's all about the water

Earning cash, valuable prizes

The choice to repair or replace

Farm life is made of miracles

Condominium fears in a bad economy

Cucumbers, hold the burps

Holiday season summons the ghosts of Christmas trees past

Shop with a game plan

Respect land or be banned

No head? No problem

Episode 78: Woolly Worm Forecasting 11/19/09

Episode 77: Hay is a bed for a barn cat 11/12/09

Episode 76: Coyote alarm clock 11/5/09

Episode 75: More than a gas company 10/29/09

Episode 74: Mud People 10/22/09

Episode 73: Ask an Expert 10/15/09

Episode 72: Cycle of Food 10/8/09

Episode 71: Yank, Curse, Repeat 10/1/09

Episode 70: We're All Going to Die 9/24/09

Episode 69: Egg Laying is a Team Sport 9/17/09

Episode 68: Scooby Snacks 9/10/09

Episode 67: Apron 9/3/09

Episode 66: Cable Bill 8/27/09

Episode 65: A Good Year for the Zucchini 8/20/09

Episode 64: Hippies 8/13/09

Episode 63: Mohawks 8/6/09

Episode 62: Scarecrow 7/30/09

Episode 61: Tomato Wars 7/23/09

Episode 60: Saddlebags 7/16/09

Episode 59: Who Has to Go 7/9/09

Episode 58: A Yard Is Not a Lawn 7/2/09

Episode 57: 3 or 4 Days of Sun 6/25/09

Episode 56: Bull Riding 6/18/09

Episode 55: Rhubarb 6/11/09

Episode 54: Maneur entrepreneurs 6/4/09

Episode 53: Party Crashers 5/28/09

Episode 52: Dirt 5/21/09

Episode 51: Coveting Thy Neighbor's Fence 5/14/09

Episode 50: Weeds 5/7/09

Episode 49: Life After People 4/23/09

Episode 45: Addicted to Grass 3/26/09

Episode 41: Catching mice with Manilow 2/26/09

Episode 40: Delivering the bees 2/19/09



Episode 38: All about the water 2/5/09

Episode 37: Repair or replace 1/22/09

Episode 36: Miracle of hay 1/15/09

Episode 35: Fear of Condos 1/8/09

Episode 34: Cucumbers 1/1/09

Episode 33: The tree stand 12/24/08

Episode 32: Men shop with a game plan 12/18/08

Episode 31: Three wise men 12/11/08

Episode 30: Respect the land 12/4/08

Episode 28: No head, no problem 11/20/08

Episode 27: The myth of the modern stove 11/13/08

Episode 26: Voting on an empty stomach 11/6/08

Episode 25: Tarzan wore no shoes 10/30/08

Episode 24: Real men can 10/23/08

Episode 23: Invaders from above 10/16/08

Episode 22: Working for nuts 10/9/08

Episode 21: The beauty of gas wells 10/2/08

Episode 20: Where are the mad scientists? 9/25/08

Episode 19: Thar she blows 9/18/08

Episode 18: The barnyard pentathlon 9/11/08

Episode 17: The line stops here 9/4/08

Episode 16: But will it rain? 8/28/08

Episode 15: We don't sell apples 8/21/08

Episode 14: Tears at the county fair 8/14/08

Episode 13: The pot copter 8/7/08

Episode 12: Two weeks from fixed 7/31/08

Episode 11: Look up! It's Ramses' Toe! 7/24/08

Episode 10: What'll you give me for this life? 7/17/08


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