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LETTER Season tickets as a weapon

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The Cleveland Browns recently became the second team in NFL history to end a season with a record of 0-16.

I guess that makes the franchise a “Clown elves brand,” which, coincidentally, is what you get after unscrambling the letters in “Cleveland Browns.”

Rather than attaching a nuclear warhead to an ICBM fired in the direction of Kim Jong-un, the U.S. can instead pack the missile cone with some Browns season tickets.

Too inhumane?

Vin Morabito

Scranton

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