Jul 12, 2023 1 min read

In the same week that cocaine was found in the White House, crack was discovered on a roller coaster track at an amusement park in North Carolina.

Actually, it was “a” crack, and the ride was shut down pending an investigation.

Critics of the president afflicted with Biden Derangement Syndrome were quick to mock the source of the cocaine being his son, Hunter, who has openly admitted to and received treatment for substance abuse.

Surprisingly, at least not yet, the president’s son hasn’t been blamed by Biden bashers for the crack in the North Carolina coaster. For now, rather than Hunter Biden, the culprit appears to be No More Ridin’.

Vin Morabito

Scranton