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LETTER: A history-making discovery

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Congratulations are in order to President Biden and his staff for the history-making discovery scientists have long pursued.

The voice of the Republican Party, Marjorie Taylor Greene, has now admitted that the Democrats can control the weather with a machine. Greene is upset because she believes the president purposely used that machine to send Hurricane Helene to mess up her state of Georgia, as she has so informed her millions of followers. She also told them that earthquakes and eclipses are caused by God.

While this weather machine is a phenomenal finding, the down side is it will put a lot of meteorologists out of work.

In any case, the Republican Party can now revel in their belief that global warming is a hoax.

Bob Willison

Rices Landing

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